Creatives From Hell

Inspired by http://clientsfromhell.tumblr.com/ we talk about the other side of the fence. Designers and creatives from hell.
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Pixel Perfect Feedback

Designer:
Scrollers - the up and down arrows should be consistently 7 pixels from the top and bottom dotted lines and 5 pixels from the right hand side dotted line. Im not sure about there current placement, can you check this?
Designer:
Mainnav - check the leading there should be 5 pixels between the nav text/items currently there is 6 pixels.
Designer:
Subnav - check the distance between the vert divider dotted line and the sub nav text/items - should be 14 pixels its 16 pixels at the moment.
Designer:
Subnav - check the leading there should be 2 pixels between the nav text/items currently there is 4 pixels. There should be 11 pixels from Cap height to Cap height.
Developer:
Seriously?
“ Can we make this button more “interfacey ”
“ Looks good but all it needs is a grungy edge around all the UI boxes ”
“ I designed the background of the site so that it looks awesome when people view it on a 24” monitor full screen. ”
“ Can you have half a pixel……? ”
Creative 1:
What about X?
Creative 2:
That was done last year
Creative 1:
What about Y?
Creative 2:
That's just a copy of what they did in 2002
Creative 1:
What about Z but done like X. I've never seen that before!!
Creative 2:
Won't work
“ The reason I put the search bar at the bottom was because everyone else puts there’s in the top right. ”
“ Won’t be in to work today as I stayed up all night doing what you didn’t ask for. Attached is some useless ideas for the important pitch ”
“ Putting a logo on this will ruin it ”
“ And the client didn’t even know what a .PSD was! What an idiot ”
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